I received the following bit of processed ham today (emphasis mine):
We are pleased to inform you the result of the computer random
selection for the LUCKY DAY LOTTO NL International program held
on 3rd of August, 2006. Your personal or company email address,
attached to ticket number 205-11465886-629, with serial number
3772-99 drew the lucky numbers 7-14-17-23-31-44, and consequently
won the lottery in the 2nd category.
My email address did that? Wow. You might want to patent that
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
(One Million Untied Stated Dollars) $1.000.000.00 in cash credited
to file REF NO: NLD/2300786008/06 and Batch No 10/044/SLN, This is
from total prize money of Two million Dollars shared among two
international lucky winners in this category.
1 million Untied Stated dollars? What is the exchange rate between these dollars and United States dollars?
Ice cream's on me!